Hockey bye baby!

“The little kid was crying you see!

He did not relent which was looked insane!

Then again what could he do!

The child wanted to fly the plane!”

The other day we were watching a movie called Shaitaan which is actually a remake of a Gujarati movie called Vash! It’s about a stranger who can control another person’s child!

Time and again it has been seen that children listen to people who are not their parents! Did you know the most popular story of a group of children who did not listen to their parents may actually be true? Or that it may be linked to a illness!?

Read on!

For all the intelligence of evolution, we still have to teach little Humans that they should be wary of strangers! Of course even when they get older, children listen or look up to people who are not their parents! It may be because they have seen their parents in their human state! 

Every kid would always like his or her fun uncle or aunt! Which is why you like your father’s younger brother or mother’s youngers sisters since they are versions of your parents who are more fun and open! And you listen to your grandparents since they are versions of your parents who seem more wise!

In the movie Shaitaan or Vash though, the antagonist uses black magic to control the child and it is scary! Nothing is more scary for a parent than to see his or her own child listening to a stranger’s words and doing something wrong or harmful!

The family dynamics have changed in most families but mostly the kids listen to the father even if they do not listen to the mother sometimes! Of course they also know subconsciously that the father actually listens to the mother! Now of course when the roles are not clear it is either they listen to both or more commonly, none!

One of the most popular stories which we all have heard in childhood of a group of children who just followed this guy out of town still gives fear to the poor parents!

The story of course is the Pied Piper of Hamelin and to this day Hamelin is still milking the fame of that story!

The story has in fact has survived for a very long time. 

Originating as medieval folklore, the story inspired a Goethe verse, Der Rattenfänger; a Grimm Brothers’ legend, The Children of Hamelin; and one of Robert Browning’s best-known poems, The Pied Piper of Hamelin. The theme and plot line is more or less the same; 

A Piper was hired by folks of Hamelin to rid the town of its plague of rats. Trailing after the hypnotic notes of the rat-catcher’s magical flute, the rodents politely filed through the city gates to their presumed doom! 

They weren’t the only ones lured by his music, though. When the town refused to pay the Piper for his service, the saviour turned into a more satanic seducer and came for Hamelin’s children! 

Entranced by the notes of his flute, the transfixed boys and girls followed the Piper out of town and simply vanished!

Although it is a simple fairy tale and actually less macabre than the origins of many other tales; what is scary is that the story may have been true! 

The proof is etched on Hamelin’s face itself. An inscribed plaque on the stone facade of the so-called Pied Piper house, has this inscription which reads:

“A.D. 1284 – on the 26th of June – the day of St John and St Paul – 130 children – born in Hamelin – were led out of the town by a piper wearing multi-colored clothes. After passing the Calvary near the Koppenberg they disappeared forever.”

An entry in Hamelin’s town records, dating to 1384, laments that, “It is 100 years since our children left.” 

The stained-glass window in the town’s St Nicolai church, destroyed in the 17th Century but described in earlier accounts, reportedly illustrated the figure of the Pied Piper leading several ghostly white children. And the 15th Century Luneburg manuscript, an early German account of the event, along with five historical memory verses, some in Latin and others in Middle Low German, all refer to a similar story of 130 children or young people vanishing on the 26 June 1284, following a pied piper to a place called Calvary or Koppen!

Of course so many theories abound of why or how this happened! One of the theories piqued my interest due to its medical link!

This theory points to the medieval phenomenon of “dancing mania”, driven by a succession of pandemics and natural disasters!

Known as St Vitus’ Dance, the dancing plague is documented surfacing in continental Europe as early as the 11th Century. A form of mass hysteria, the dance could spread from individuals to large groups, all driven by an unshakeable compulsion to dance feverishly, sometimes for weeks, often leaping and singing and sometimes hallucinating to the point of exhaustion and occasionally death, like a top that can’t stop spinning!

And, in fact, one 13th Century outbreak – a literal form of dance fever – occurred south of Hamelin, in the town of Erfurt, where a group of youths were documented as wildly gyrating as they travelled out of town, ending up 20km away in a neighbouring town. Some of the children, one chronicle suggests, expired shortly thereafter, having flat-out danced themselves to death, and those who survived were left with chronic tremors. Perhaps, some theorise, Hamelin witnessed a similar plague, dancing to the figurative tune of the Pipe! 

This condition is now known as Sydenham chorea, also known as St. Vitus dance, which is a neuropsychiatric manifestation of rheumatic fever with an incidence varying from 5 to 35%. It may occur alone or concomitantly with other manifestations of rheumatic fever!

Now whether it was Chorea or Korean (ok that was a bad joke but then nothing else rhymes with chorea!) pop to which they were tranced and dancing; the fact of the matter is that children have not listened to elders since time immemorial so it is high time that parents stop trying! Of course parents will be proud when their children do great and are world famous even if they did not listen to them! Just like birthday celebrity Dhanraj Pillay! You do not become one of the highest goal makers in Hockey by simply dancing to everyone’s tunes! 

Now put on some nice instrumental tunes and sleep!

Shubh ratri!

Ready steady cheese!

“Why can’t I catch what I see!

The snap looks good but it’s not epic!

The smile looks unnatural and odd

’tis better to get a reel than a pic!”

The basic principle or secret to a good videography is to understand two key features. Of course a professional (and actual videographer!) would tell you that there are other factors involved but primarily there are two!

The second one surprisingly is done better by a bird!

Intrigued?

read on!

The most important in getting a good video is light! How you use the light to your benefit or how much you use is your skill! Most of the time photos and videos depend on the time of day and the position of the light with respect to the subject!

There have been photographers and videographers who have been waiting for the ‘perfect moment’ and most of the time the perfect one is dependent on light! Some photos and videos come in proper use of low light also!

The other important factor in photo and mainly video recording is image stabilisation. The industry which is dependent on image stabilisation is huge! There are multitudes of devices and factors which are placed in your camera to get a good image or a stable video!

Whether capturing still images or recording moving video, image stabilization will always be a major factor in reproducing a near perfect digital replica. A lack thereof will result in image distortion through pixel blurring and the creation of unwanted artifacts.

Capture of a good snap or video then needs steady hands! Even when there are components like zoom, they always come with an attachment of a stand or a tripod because even a little movement can distort the image especially if it is in zoom. Know that many new cameras come with latest technology for great image stabilisation but still there are limitations. 

So then comes a whole industry of products which have the only aim to stabilize your camera! Apart from the mounts and the tripods you have some things called the Gimbal!

Now, it may sound like a Gym ball! And actually it is like on!

But for all the practical purposes it is a shock absorber for your camera!

Technically a gimbal is a pivoted support that allows for the rotation of an object about an axis. Most gimbals will either be two-axis or three-axis.

The amazing thing about a Gimbal is that like the image rotation in your phone, even this design is inspired by the one of the organ of balance in our body! The inner ear!

The semicircular canals are the tiny components which are present in all the directions and whichever direction you move, they get stimulated in at least two. Like the Gimbal which moves in two or three axis! 

So when the body or the head moves in any direction the canals get stimulated or inhibited and depending on the signal sent to the brain in milliseconds, the brain then calculates the orientation and stabilises the image or the scene for you to see! Which is why when the speed of movement is fast either of the body or the image, the clarity is less! 

The most modern Gimbals thus try to increase the sensitivity of the image as much as possible and then they help in ‘stabilizing’ the video or image!

Since this is a technology derived by the equilibrium system it is safe to say that it can never be as good as that! But there is an equilibrium system in nature which is dependent on another system found in certain birds that is much more effective in keeping the image stable or straight!

If you see a Hen or a cock and hold its head and then try to move its body you can see how the neck and head stays straight almost like magic! There are so many videos you can see in the net if you still are not amazed!

That reflex which makes the bird maintain a steady head is called the Vestibulo collic reflex! In chickens, the VCR particularly controls neck and head muscles to stabilize their vision.  Consequently, chickens compensate for the limitations in their VOR system through the inner ear organs triggering their VCR system.

The result is that a bird stabilizes its vision when its body is in motion by activating its neck and head muscles to keep it’s head still.  This head stability (and thus eyes stability) allows for chickens to clearly focus on a object even when their bodies are in motion.   

So the nature has this amazing natural Gimbal for us! That means, chickens have “steady-cam” heads and humans don’t! 

Since optical image stabilization is all about keeping the camera still even as the housing shakes or otherwise moves around. So why not strap a camera onto a chicken’s head and turn the guy (or gal) into a fowl-stabilized action cam!? 

The “galluscam” commercial was put together by LG, but it’s certainly not the first to take advantage of the fact that chickens have an uncanny ability to keep their head still while the rest of their body moves around and all of them, however, can be said to have been inspired by this SmarterEveryDay YouTube video from 2008, the same one shown in the commercial itself. Destin, the man behind the original video, even went so far as to create his own chicken-powered steadicam in 2010 after nobody had tried it yet!

So the next time you want a steady video, all you have to do is to adopt and domesticate a chicken and place a camera on its head! Catching one though is not an easy task though! That’s a good message or sandesham! Which of course reminds me of birthday celebrity and one of the best actors Palappurathu Keshavan Surendranatha Thilakan!

Now set an alarm for yourself since no Rooster will wake you as apparently the one who tries to wake people gets eaten!

Shubh Ratri!

The circle of help!

“The sleeping donkey wanted to swim!

The swimming fish wanted to fly!

The flying bird wanted to rest!

The resting snake wanted to close at least one eye!”

Many would have heard about the circle of life! One circle which I think is a part of the society and humanity is the circle of help!

read on!

Once while it was late night and I was returning home after my night duty in my trusty old bike when I saw this car on a divider!

I could not belive it at first of course! The guy inside who was most probably drunk was trying to dislodge it by reversing it but the back wheel was stuck!

Anyone who knows cars knows that the front wheels are just for show! The two wheels of the back are the main ones in most cars with two wheel drives! The two wheel driven cars are most fast and fuel efficient and can handle most civilized roads! 

But you would have seen when you visit any hill station of terrain which is slippery and muddy that the vehicle most guides use to drive are a little different! Many of the vehicles in those places are four wheel drives!

In army, the standard Vehicles are usually four wheel drives and they usually can handle any terrain! When we used to sneak a drive in dad’s vehicle we would steer clear of the other two additional gear handles which used to be tucked in a corner! The standard gears would suffice for most roads while some terrain needed the special gears! No automatic vehicle would ever survive those old roads of Assam and Arunachal Pradesh! Now apparently the situation is different. 

So coming to the car stuck in the divider! Like how Marissa Tommie says in My cousin Vinny, the back wheel was moving but the car did not move!

I stopped my bike to a side and got some people who were passing by. We then lifted the whole back of the car and slowly placed it on the side of the road!

There were some scratches and bumps but the car was relatively undamaged. The young guy in the car though visibly shaken was extremely relieved! 

He thanked me and others profusely and left!

Some years back I was rushing to the passport office for a work in which my signature was required! I knew that taking the car in the peak Bangalore traffic was not advised so I took my friend’s bike and rushed! He had assured me that it had enough juice even though I pointed out the reserve indicator! Then as fate would have it, it stopped in the middle of the road! Luckily I had finished my work so it was ok but I was getting late for my surgery! 

I was dragging the bike (alright it was a Honda activa but then…); along the side of the road to the nearest station! Then suddenly one guy in a bike similar to the one I had several years ago during the car incident above halted behind me and told me to get on my bike and he would push me with his leg! 

For close to a KM he pushed my bike and when I reached the petrol station simply left even before I could say thanks in his trusty old bike! I was so visibly shaken but extremely relieved! Circle of help and Good deed!

I have understood that many times your good deed may not come back to through the same person but as a part of a cycle! Think about it! Now do not think so much that your brain or the Bheja gets fried! Which reminds me of the birthday celebrity Vinay Pathak! My fav Vinay movie though if Khosla ka Ghosla!

Now complete the cycle of the day and sleep!

Shubh Ratri!

Short cut or cut short!?

“Life would be so nice if there was a key

Which could undo any errs by you or me!

But then that’s not possible my grace!

Just try not to err in the first place!”

These are probably the most common short cuts you use in your life! Not the one where you cook rice and dal together in the cooker! But in the computer! 

The ubiquitous shortcuts so linked to windows were actually developed in Apple!

Read on!

The other day I was typing one of these blogs in my mac and since I was not used to the short cuts by Apple, I pressed CTRL and C and all it yielded was ‘c’! I never use my iphone for any prolonged typing since I like the One plus better and my iPad is just a Simpson watching pad for me!

Then I had to unlearn the most common shortcut keys most windows users would know and use as many times as possible! 

The CTRL c or v or z and finally x are maybe one of the commonest pressed keys in the history of world computing! This is for the general public who are not computer grads or software professionals of course! 

Your level of computer literacy is then dependent on the number of shortcut keys you know! At one time I used to even know the shortcut keys of Adobe Pagemaker and other softwares and had impressed quite a few people including my future wife!

Another way you can recognize a computer wiz is how many keys for shortcut he knows and how long can he or she avoid touching the mouse!

If you can start, browse and create word document and maybe even print it without touching the mouse or faster than a person using the mouse then you are the real deal!

Short cuts such as ALT with other functions like close a window or open one! Not to mention using them to print without using the mouse!

Among all these shortcuts though the most popular and the ones which are known to most are the ones for copy and paste! My favourite though is the undo!

So when I was trying the same with Apple, it was very frustrating that it had its own set of shortcut keys! Instead of CTRL you are supposed to use this button with an odd design called the Command! I was so irritated with Apple (again!) that it shows that it does not follow the routine!

Then when I was looking at the history, it dawned on me that it was Apple which had these shortcuts first! So let me put aside my personal dislike for Apple and dive into the wonderful person who invented this superb shortcuts!

The story goes in this way; while developing the user interface for Lisa, Apple programmer Larry Tesler chose to use the Z, X, C, and V keys in conjunction with Lisa’s Apple key to represent Undo, Cut, Copy, and Paste. Together, they made Apple+Z, Apple+X, Apple+C, and Apple+V.

When investigated on why she chose these letters it was described in her own words as below.

She in fact chose them herself. X was a standard symbol of deletion. C was the first letter of Copy. V was an upside down caret and apparently meant Insert in at least one earlier editor!

Z was next to X, C and V on the U.S. QWERTY keyboard. But its shape also symbolized the “Do-Undo-Redo” triad: top rightward stroke = step forward; middle leftward stroke = step back; bottom rightward stroke = step forward again!

Tesler also notes that the Apple+Z key originally served as both an Undo and a Redo key—instead of the multi-step Undo we now know today (with Ctrl+Y usually being Redo on Windows), which makes his symbolic explanation of the letter “Z” for Undo make more sense!

These keys are also handy in that they are located in the lower-left corner of the keyboard near meta keys such as Apple (on the Lisa), Command (on the Mac), and Control (on PCs). So if you’re using a computer’s mouse with your right hand, you can quickly trigger these frequently-used functions with your left hand!

When Apple developed the Macintosh, it brought forward the Lisa’s Z/X/C/V keyboard shortcuts but adapted them for the Command key that was unique to the Mac platform like I got to know now!  So on a Mac in 1984, as with today, you’d press Command+Z for Undo, Command+X for Cut, Command+C for Copy, and Command+V for paste!

Now also note that everything is not because of Apple! In fact the the actual concepts for Undo, Cut, Copy and Paste originated earlier with interfaces for software developed for the Xerox Alto in the 1970s! 

Finally the most popular place for these shortcuts which we all know! The windows! At the dawn of the Graphical User Interface (GUI) era for Microsoft, Apple licensed some elements of the Macintosh OS to Microsoft for Windows 1.0, but Redmond took care to not exactly duplicate the Macintosh interface. It’s probably no surprise then that between Windows 1.0 and Windows 3.0, Microsoft originally assigned different shortcuts for Undo, Cut, Copy and Paste than the ones most people use today:

Undo: Alt+Backspace

Cut: Shift+Delete

Copy: Ctrl+Insert

Paste: Shift+Insert

You would be surprised to know that windows still supports these legacy shortcuts!

The at some point during the development of Windows 3.1, Microsoft brought Ctrl+Z, Ctrl+X, Ctrl+C, and Ctrl+V to Windows as well. 

They had already appeared in Word for Windows 2.0 in 1991! And the legacy continues! Another great legacy of close to 7500 songs and around 7 national awards is held by birthday celebrity Vairamuthu Ramasamy!

Now use ALT and F4 and turn off your computer and sleep!

Shubh Ratri

Don’t be a hero!

“Think once and take a step!

Don’t worry, ’twill be called hep!

Many will come and go away

But a leader will only work this way!”

What is the difference between wife and girlfriend?

Well, a girlfriend will tell you, “be a hero!” while a wife would tell you, “Do not try to be a hero!”

Do not worry! This is not a life lesson! In fact the moment we tell anything to kids in a serious tone and the words exceed the limit of a standard tweet, my kids exclaim, “Aw! Do not give us life lessons!”

The theme today is being a Hero! Being Heroic may not always be good! In medicine once it was almost barbaric by today’s standards!

read on!

Now even a mother would give this advice to kids. Do not try to be a hero and this is not gender dependent! Your mother may not want you to take unnecessary risks! Now if you are the mother of the crazy dude in KGF then that is an exception and not an example!

By and large an average human who is salaried and married and has kids lives his or her life by being in the sidelines! Following rules is the norm and not taking risk is the way to go! You do not get into any unnecessary fights and you do not argue if you can!

You have realized that you cannot change anything much even if those reels tell you to stand up and fight!

Even as doctors with the advent of litigation and consumer acts, many practice what is known as a defensive medicine. They will keep you safe after they make sure that they are safe! Now whether this is good or bad is a blog for another day!

What we know now when we read history of medicine is that when an average doctor today thinks twice before even giving in injection; there was a time when medical practitioners used to much more which could be deemed even savage now!

That whole phase of medicine was ironically called Heroic medicine!

Heroic medicine, also referred to as heroic depletion theory, was a therapeutic method advocating for rigorous treatment of bloodletting, purging, and sweating to shock the body back to health after an illness caused by a humoral imbalance. 

Between 1780 to 1850 it rose to the front of orthodox medical practice and at the time was known as the “Age of Heroic Medicine” !

Pockets of medical methodology that can be classified as “heroic” appear in the early 17th century with Parisian physician Guy Patin and French anatomist Jean Riolan the Younger. Patin, nicknamed “Le Grand Saigneur” (the Grand Bloodletter), was infamous for his rigorous procedure plans, which included intensive courses of bloodletting and application of Senna!

Intensive bloodletting treatments can be identified throughout American history, with William Douglass in Massachusetts advocating for a heroic treatment plan in the early 18th century.

Many associate Benjamin Rush with an abrupt acceptance of heroic techniques into the realm of mainstream medicine, especially in America. Founding father, creator of University of Pennsylvania’s medical school, and known as the “American Hippocrates,” Rush was well respected and revered in the medical field. 

The Philadelphia Yellow Fever outbreak in 1793 is looked upon as a major event in the merging of heroic medicine into the course of best practices in the medical profession.

Much of the city was left incapacitated by the rampant epidemic. As healers fled the city, Rush bravely remained to treat people, and ultimately himself, with drastic regimens of intensive bloodlettings and purgatives.

Heroic medicine was used to treat George Washington on his deathbed in 1799. He was bled repeatedly and given Mercury chloride (calomel) and several blisters of cantharidin to induce sweating. Washington died shortly after receiving this rigorous heroic treatment!

Not that heroic you would say right!?

Now when you read this you may feel that this type of medicine has no basis or was practiced by Quacks but during the peak it was very much in the hands of the professional, as the invasive interventions involved were beyond the capabilities of rustic practitioners!

 The thought process was that the symptoms were not regarded as the body’s attempt to fight the disease, but were considered a complication that would exacerbate the patient’s condition and do further harm. Practitioners believed that a fever should be suppressed and any drugs used should be powerful and given in large dosages. 

Now see the simplicity of the solution! The blood pressure is high so reduce the blood and it will reduce the pressure! Now that may be a plumber thinking but he may feel that it is right! 

Of course now the doctors are not that Heroic if you consider the old term! Knowledgeable and great diagnosticians are better pronouns for them right!?

Now of course hero is a better pronoun for some at least like birthday celebrity Shivraj Kumar…

Now don’t be a hero and sleep on time!

Shubh Ratri!

A MA ‘zing’

“Go slow it’s not a race!

Think a little and give some space!

Take a little or get some grace!

Don’t forget to keep a smile on your face!”

It is said that this word is one of the oldest in the universe and among the very first words uttered by a baby! 

In fact the word is so similar in so many languages it is really amazing!

read on!

Of course you all know the word in the word for mother!

Maman. Madre. Mamma. Mam. Amá. ‘Um. Mama. Eomma. Amma. Mama. Mamay. Maa. Sound similar? That was mother in different languages — specifically in French, Spanish, Italian, Welsh, Navajo, Arabic, Swahili, Korean, Telugu, Mandarin, Quechua and Hindi, in that order! 

As you can see that the names are so similar in almost all the languages even if you see the way they sound! You can of course link it to the fact that they are similar since if you investigate the language they all belong to the  Indo-European family. 

It has At least then we could trace the echo of “mama” back to a definitive origin. But this small sampling of “mother” in different languages accounts for pretty much every corner of the globe. It doesn’t take a linguistics degree to see that “mama” belongs to a dialect far more universal than a single protolanguage.

When I was posted in NIMHANS (not as a patient!); one of the senior speech therapist used to tell us that if you analyze the most earliest sounds made by kids all over the world, you would see that most of them have similar sounds! He used to tell us that the average baby makes so many sounds and may or may not put meaning to them! But as he or she grows older, many sounds gets filtered according to the region and stimulation he or she receives!

Now if he or she does not receive adequate stimulation which means that if parents and other people do not converse with the babies, then in all probability the baby may not have much language at least initially!

That is why recently we as speech experts do see babies who are born in small nuclear families with limited interactions with the outside world either have a delay in language development or do not develop them at all!

Which is why a deaf kid does not learn how to speak! If you do not listen then you do not repeat! And language what you have presently is just a parroting of words which your ancestors have been doing and invented ages back!

Even Shashi Tharoor with his immense command over language is simply repeating what he has heard or learnt others says or write!

Apparently there are some words which numbers to around 23 which are told to be the oldest words in the spoken word and the word similar to the word mother is one of them!

This list of “ultraconserved words” (which have remained more or less the same for 15,000 years) are thought to originate from such a mother tongue, which was used around the time of the last ice age!

So apart from the development of proper language, the words of mother and possibly father are the only words which a child would learn by himself or herself! Of course if you stimulate him to say mamma or daddy then he or she would pick one depending on the rate of stimulation and success!

In his groundbreaking paper “Why ‘Mama’ and ‘Papa’?,” linguist Roman Jakobson pointed to the first syllable babies are usually capable of making: “ah,” or “mah.” These are usually the first sounds babies reach for because they don’t require complex mouth positions (or the use of tongue or teeth).

This also explains the universality of words like “papa” and “dada” — the “p” or “b” sound usually follows the “m” sound in baby linguistics. Once babies start saying “ma,” they soon start saying “pa” and “da.”

Moreover, “mah” is associated with the murmuring sound a baby makes when it’s feeding. In other words, “mama” doesn’t literally mean “mother” — at least from the perspective of a baby. If anything, “mama” is more directly translated from baby-ese as “food”! Unfortunately here father’s do not have any advantages!

The words which they speak is thus a sound of comfort and fulfillment! So did you ask your mother or father the first word you spoke? With meaning of course and not the moving of lips with sound! 

Let me know if you get the answer and we can do a meta analysis of those words since apparently for all the babble from the babies and the proof, a Meta Analysis is the highest level of evidence! 

Now when I think of mother and baby smile reminds me of birthday celebrity Zohra Mumtaz Sehgal!

Her mischievous but cute smile was so innocent but makes you feel so nice!

Now think about some nice words to say and sleep!

Shubh Ratri!

Blind as a bat? Or…

“You think bats can’t see!

Well they do have eyes like you and me!

But they know that it’s better to hear! 

What you see can give you more fear!”

Do you know who is Bram Stoker?

Am sure you have heard of him but still!

What is more interesting is that the character he created or recreated were actually inspired by three major diseases prevalent at the time! Still are!

read on!

In most of the horror movies we have seen how the entity or the demon is either scared of some holy symbol or a sign. The constant common thing is that they are all scared of the one thing which is constant more or less in all the tales which was actually not the part of the first one!

So in recent times with the advent of so many series and movies, Vampires have actually become a good entity and sometimes even the leading super heroes! 

But the first ever vampire or the grand daddy in sorts of all these characters was actually introduced by Bram Stoker in his novel called the Count Dracula! 

Bram was actually a good friend of Oscar Wilde and after his imprisonment wrote this novel! He has inspirations from local folklores and old stories he would have heard.

The original novel had a Count Dracula who was scary and did feed on blood but there was a big difference!

In almost all subsequent depictions of Vampires or Draculas, one important thing which actually started with the first film on Vampire and Dracula called the Nosferatu. There was an actual movie called the Drakula which was the official adaptation though but Nosferatu though an unofficial adaptation is more famous since it was the first!

The main things Vampires and Dracula are scared of is the sun! In the novel the sun simply makes him uncomfortable but in the movie, it literally burns them! This has been used in most subsequent movies featuring them!

In most narrations they are shown to be scared of sun and prefer to move around in the night or in the shades! They also do not caste an image on the mirror! That is another classical way to spot a Vampire!

The classical super hero who saves everyone from vampire called Van Helsing was also introduced by Bram Stoker! Later on Van has got his own series and movies and he actually became a very popular character!

Now you may feel these are stories but the inspirations of Vampires are actually three medical conditions! 

The first one is rabies which used to make the bats which are usually associated with vampires, aggressive and trying to bite humans!

The second was this disease which used to be prevalent in Rhode Island so much so that it used to be called the Vampire capital of the world! It used to be said that this disease is caused by a vampire who has sucked the life essence out of your body! The disease is still prevalent and is called Tuberculosis!

Finally the disease which used to cause the affected person to be like a Vampire! It was actually a serious condition but in the olden days it was difficult to diagnose! The affected person’s urine used to turn bloody red or black which people thought was due to them drinking blood! Most importantly they had this severe sensitivity to sunlight like a vampire! Sun used to cause severe reactions and they used to prefer going out in the night! With a side effect of some fluorescence the get up and fear was complete!

Add to the fact that these poor folks had receded gums and due to its high sulphur content dislike garlic! The fangs and garlic! 

No, they were not actually vampires but suffering from a disease called Porphyria!

The conditions causes discoloration and all the above symptoms and also extreme sensitivity to sun!

So before you classify someone as a Vampire, please investigate properly! He or she may be just a Gen Z who likes to stay online in the night away from the sun and all the colors! Another one who was away from limelight and attention when he was alive was birthday celebrity Vasanth Kumar Shivashankar Padukone! Now of course he and his movies are classics and materials for teaching every student of art! You may know him by his screen name of Guru Dutt!

Now turn off those lights and sleep in the night!

Shubh Ratri! 

Don’t be comical!

“Those amazing stories the beautiful colours!

Sit and read them to quickly pass hours!

Read em when you are healthy or sic!

Not your routine book but a good comic!”

I have always been a comic book nerd! The only distraction I had while growing up were the comic books and novels! I would itch to read and finish them but it was a strict no during exams! Now while now world over comics like DC and Marvel are the famous ones; we had Tinkle and Amar Chithra Katha for one group while the other section of people who mainly read Hindi comics, the most famous were Chacha Chowdri and Nagraj! 

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Now while I occasionally also had access to comics form Disney and Marvel, those were rare and expensive! 

The KV crowd had its own collection! They were mainly by a creator called Pran! If my memory serves right, he had created so many famous characters like Bittu, Pinky and his most famous character of Chacha Chowdri!

Now Chacha and Chachi were amazing characters who were rooted and very simple! The trademark which used to come as an Asterix in the comics was that Chacha’s brain or DIMAK was faster than a computer! So whenever he is faced with a danger his brain gets activated and he comes up with an amazing idea! A big secret which everyone finally gets to know is that Chacha had a twin brother who I think was called Chajju Chowdary and he used to use him to thwart enemies! The plots were simple and were reminiscent of the Panchayat series! Incidentally the same person who played Pradhan also played Chacha Chowdhary in the Tv adaptation! 

His chief friend and body guard was Sabu! Now Sabu was not from Earth but from Jupiter|! yes! And when Sabu used to get angry, a volcano used to erupt somewhere on Earth! 

I would not be caught reading Chacha Chowdary but in secret I would have read a lot! The best series was when the arch nemesis of Sabu called the RAKA comes! There are a whole series of Raka! I remember how he cannot be killed so they would either send him to space or bury him deep inside! Such fun stuff! 

There was also a very tiny guy in the comic who also used to do fun stuff! Sometimes even the Chachi is shown to be as clever as the Chacha! It was a wholesome entertainment for everyone! 

But if you liked action then there was another character who had all the characteristics of a super hero! He was called the Nagaraj! Now Nagraj was an “icchadhari” snake or someone who can change his shape! When threatened he would shoot snakes! They were like spider bombs but had live snakes! He had some magical strength which made him heal fast and there was a whole series of storylines which were based sometimes in the present and sometimes in the past! There was also one crossover in which Nagraj saves Superman and Spiderman! I am sure Stan Lee would be thrilled!

Most of the North Indian railway stations would have these comics and the range used to be less than ten rupees unless it is the digest! In the south you used to get more of comics like Champak and ACK

Of course later on with their pan India presence, Tinkle and Amar Chithra Katha comics became more popular! Those days Tinkle used to come every month and I had friends who used to collect each and every copy! I used to feel Tinkle was childish! It was funny and educational though! The regulars like Shikhari Shambhu or Tantri the Mantri or Suppandi! Then that clever crow! It was really nice in the beginning but I felt the later issues became dull and bland!

Finally my favorite ones which I still read and luckily even my daughter likes are the Amar Chithra Katha! Our introduction to our Puranas were mainly from the stories of ACK! The major digests and big books like the Mahabharata Series and the Ramayana series are really well written and popular! In fact the Mahabharata series was actually 100 or so comics and I used to get one every other month! Of course it was a big satisfaction when during my adulthood I finally got the whole series in the list and read it completely! I still have those books and they are really good! Many of the famous ones are well researched and presented in a good format which would appeal all ages!

Starting from single stories to big books ACK has really made a good impact on the Puranas education in India. In fact they have amazing series even on so many other great leaders and incidents. Even now whenever I am free and in the mood for a light reading I do not mind reading an ACK! Of course now I don’t read the hard copy and only the soft copy version but still!

Of course movies by birthday celebrity Kailasam Balachandar is not for those who read comics! 

Ok now, do some light reading and sleep!

Shubh Ratri!

Fly high don’t sigh!

“The big metal tube looks so huge!

In the skies it takes refuge!

Getting to any place is smooth and cool!

Tis just a big jet and not any tool!”

With the advent of low cost flights and economy flights, taking a flight is not an uncommon thing! 

Growing up though we had only heard stories of how it was to go in a plane! My mother always used to tell us about how when we were young we went in the flight but that had never got registered in my memory so my first flight of my own was for all practical purposes the first flight ever!

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I still remember the little black dress which was a single dress which I am sure now that it was meant for a girl and not a boy which my mother made me wear for the first flight!

She used to tell that the flight was called folk of friendship and for years till now I used to remember it like that only!

Recently I got to know that it was actually called Fokker F27 Friendship! I guess it was close enough! 

Mom used to tell that I started crying in the flight and the air hostess gave me some candies! When I took my daughter on her first flight even she was crying constantly and I was moving up and down the corridor lifting and trying to console her!

My mother used to tell how the folk of friendship would sway right and left and move like a bus on air! Which is probably why for a long time she did not step on any plane till I took her on the very first one after the folk to the Holy City of Varanasi! Am sure that she would have held me in my first flight! Which is why my equally nervous and anxious mother had me holding her hand throughout the flight! I had got her a tab to play games in the flight and while landing and take off and would try to deviate her mind with that!

Her grip on my hand would gently increase with the landing and take off and it would ease slowly! The only reason she got in that flight was to see the holy Ganga aarthi in person! She would see that every day and the day when she…

Even in Banaras she just sat seeing the puja and there was a calm and satisfaction in her eye which was rare. Of course after that many flights were taken and she was really getting confident and comfortable!

So coming to my first flight on my own was when I had just finished my internship and joined a famous drug index company as a medical writer! For twenty years after my first flight as a kid, I only used to dream about going by a flight! We had almost gone by a flight on our trip to Missamari but then that’s another story!

With absolutely no flight for so long I was sent to Mumbai by flight and in the same trip sent to Hyderabad and finally back to Bangalore! That was three flights in three days! 

Those were the days when the flight tickets were like a whole book! Not the print out or a QR code of the day! No one really asked for any ID card for domestic flights at least and if you had the ticket then that was all which was needed!

It was an early morning flight and I had booked a taxi and confirmed it twice! Mom got up early and was getting ready to make some hot food and I told her that it may be provided in the flight! But still she packed a couple of her famous aloo parathas which of course were more delicious than any airline food!

Since I had packed light I had no trouble in getting through the security which those days were very light for domestic flights! The old HAL airport was small and cozy!

My bags were so light but still I checked them in since I did not know that we could carry them! I was too tensed and scared to ask!

The flight was on time and it was Jet Airways (while the subsequent ones were air India). The seats were so comfortable and only two! It was not cramped as now and mostly we used to walk to the flight from the reception. 

I may be the only person in the whole flight who was intently listening to the air hostess giving instructions and by habit I still do! I had to closely watch my neighbor who was bemused on how to put in the seat belt! For better or worse I did not even push the seat back when it was allowed in the air! Same with the top light button! Taking off and landing was so smooth but still my heart skips a beat!

Those days in flight food was something to look forward for and included in the flight ticket! The cutlery was nice and elegant and the food was good! Though I kept the aloo paratha aside for lunch! I may also be the one who read the in flight magazine page to page seriously! The only courage I showed as a first timer was when I asked the air hostess if  I could take it and to my delight she said yes! I still have that in some dusty box in my house! Of course there was no one to hold hands or comfort you when you are young! Only the very young and the very old get that! The rest have to manage on their own! Of course by the time I was in the flight number two, ّI was already ‘experienced’! So I acted as if I flew everyday! 

Actual experience is when you do a thing constantly and consistently! Like being the birthday celebrity who was the chief minister for more than 23 years which was a record!

Now fly into the flights of fantasy in dream land and sleep!

Shush ratri!

Here’s a tip…wait!

“The fine dine was packed and busy! 

But we had patience and were not fussy!

Was a server before and knew the fate!

He is called the waiter ’cause he makes u wait!”

How much do you tip? or for that matter do you tip the valet or the waiter enough? 

Once I was giving some money to my valet in an apartment when my friend told me not to do that! He said that it will start a bad precedent! 

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Now if no one tips then it is understood that the valet will take care of everyone’s car in the same way! There is no preference and it will be safe! But if you do tip him then it may not make any difference at that time but rest assured that the next time he will take care of your car very well! Then again that is a double edged sword!

I used to go to my main hospital in a place for surgery and then rush back to my place. That hospital was in the main road and parking was a big issue! So routinely I used to give some money to the security there who used to make sure that the car gets its space! 

Once in a hurry, I was not able to tip him and luckily I found a space without any issues! Moreover I did not find him so I simply parked and left!

When I came back I saw my car was blocked by two other cars and it would take ages to get it out! It was a nightmare! The security was acting as if I did a crime by not tipping him!

If you tip someone then it is your baseline! So choose your tip very wisely! After some time it becomes your duty!

Or do what my friend suggested! Do not tip!

In many countries who actually take pride in the work they do and feel like it is their duty to work like Japan and Iceland; it is apparently rude to tip the waiters!

In fact in these restaurants it is expected to pay at the counter and the service charges are included in the bill!

But keeping these exceptions aside, almost all hotels and waiters all over the world actually expect you to tip!

Many times you are confused whether to tip or not or how much is good enough!

Even in these circumstances it is only a big issue if you are planning to go back to the same restaurant or hotel again! Only that sets a precedent! If it is a one time visit then what happens in that place stays in that place!

I have always believed that you must never argue with your waiter and that is the best advice I can give to myself!

Even in big hotels and restaurants people are treated differently how they look or how rich they look which is finally linked to the fact that how much can you afford to tip!

Many of my close friends and some relatives who have worked as servers in hotels in America and other places while they were students and who are now very well off, always make sure that the waiters are given a big tip!

They know that most of the times, the tip is the one which gives them livelihood and not the wage!

There have even been times when tips are more than the bill!

In America of course Tipping is a big thing! It is almost a crime when you do not tip! Apparently at the end of the CIVIL WAR, American labor force had lots of immigrants and enslaved people who were employed for minimum wages and their only source of actual income were the tips!

This system is now the norm behind mandatory tipping! The standard tip is ten percent but apparently servers expect much more than that!

One of the highest tips in terms of percentage are given in the US and Canada to servers, cab drivers and the hotel staff! This is usually ten to twenty percent and anything less than this or no tip will invite hostility!

The “keep the change” is a big thing all over the world! Most people I know would tip as much as possible but I know friends who would never tip!

They always tel that the person is simply doing his or her job and this tip causes an unnecessary complication!

They state that the service which they get for which they pay for should be the same regardless of the tip and that it is the duty of the employer to pay them well so that they do not need to ask or expect any tip!

Sometimes in some big fancy place, the valet who may be dressed in a blazer costlier than even your car (Ok, that may be a tipping nonsense!), may feel insulted if you tip him by your standards!

It is the same for the delivery boys and the postman! Previously if you do not give the Diwali bonus or the special to the post man then rest assured, you are taking a big risk!

Of course the new generation is more clever with money! Even now when helpers and drivers get tip, it is usually from the old timers who would silently stuff a couple of tens in their hands when no one is looking!

With the advent of scan and pay, tipping is actually more convenient since you do not have to carry change! You ask for their number and just scan and pay!

Once I was returning home with my boss in a railway station. He of course was in the first class AC while we folks in the normal coach! We had some extra bags so we hired a porter after much bargaining and knew that we may have to give some tip also!

Our boss had so many bags and the porters were eagerly looking forward to carry them of course expecting a big tip! My boss simply called his driver from the parking lot and told him to carry the bags!

My senior exclaimed, “That is how you remain rich!”

The rich do not tip! More accurately, they do not tip everyone! They know whom to tip and that is the biggest tip they can give you!

The middle class would come in a Maruti and tip the valet grateful that he is keeping the car safe while the rich will come in his BMW and give only the Key to the valet who then is grateful that he has been trusted with that car! 

Of course there are stories of how once a crazy rich dude was so happy with the waiter that he bought the hotel and gifted it to him as a tip!

Of course that is an Internet story which I do not know to be true! 

Some years back there was this telecom gut who fixed my internet and did an amazing job and like always I tried to tip him! He was a young dude and he told me very strictly no and refused the tip! It was refreshing to see his self confidence and pride! I gave him five stars on his review!

So now for the delivery guys and the cab drivers and many other professionals; they do not take tip! Instead they tell you to leave a good review! That helps them more than your loose change and that change may or may not be good for you and them!

A non financial tip I can give today is that if you are under the weather and under medications then try not to sketch lest it becomes hazy! Like the sketch of birthday celebrity Kailash Kher! 

Another tip is that if you are not well, then sleep well!

Shush ratri!