
I had always wondered why the plural of child is not childs but children!
Apparently even the plural of many words was similar, like the plural of house was not houses but housen!
It is also a mystery of what the letters which come after Q in queue are doing there in the first place!
How p is silent in psycho but loud in protest!
Of the 26 letters of the alphabet according to Bill Bryson; not even a single letter is consistent when it comes to pronunciation!
The Mother Tongue: English and How It Got That Way is a really interesting novel by Bill Bryson which explores the English language’s history and quirks, highlighting how its evolution from a “mongrel” language makes it both incredibly flexible and maddeningly inconsistent!
Now see the combination OUGH!
There are so many ways it is pronounced! Like though, through, trough, tough!
Then like the Q above you have those ‘silent’ letters who are like the Babus standing on a stage giving prize to the winning team and staying on with the photo!
The language is littered with silent letters that reflect old pronunciations (e.g., knife used to be pronounced “kuh-neef-uh”)!
Bryson points out that English lacks a formal governing body, meaning its rules are often based on arbitrary customs rather than logic!
Like the biggest issues with on and in!
You can be “on the bus” but “in the car”! I would prefer to walk!
Then you have the irregular Plurals which are the words that do not follow the standard “-s” rule, such as mouse/mice (rather than mouses), require excessive memorization!
Everyone must learn at least three languages in his or her lifetime! One is his or her mother tongue, then the predominant language of the place of his work or stay and the last must be English!
This is because all said and done; English is the Global Lingua franca! You cannot escape it! Since there are so many different forms of English no country can actually claim it as it’s own! Which is why it is the language of the world!
Now just the fact that a person can speak English is enough! Do not go into the Grammar or pronunciation or even the fluency! It is the effort which matters!
The biggest flaw pf English pronunciation is that you have to know or hear the pronunciation before! You cannot simply read and combine the letters like many scientific languages!
This means that the fact of the matter remains that you have to be knowledgeable to know English but just knowing English may not make you knowledgeable!
Like Kanneganti Brahmanandam may not be known for his english but his talent is legendary! Not only as an actor but also an amazing artist!
Now sleep in all languages!
Shub ratri!








