The story of my first Kizz…!
Everyone had already had it in my class and I was feeling so dated that I had not had the first one!
It was even more distressing and sad that even Santhosh, the kid whom no one cares or always ridicules had had it!
It was the KV and the peer pressure was really high to follow the tide and not try to swim against it!
And When I had mentioned it to my so called close friend who later turned out to be just the broadcaster of my problems, it snowballed into a storm of ridicule and free advice!
And of course the thing about advice is that it is the easiest thing in the world to give but the most difficult thing to follow!
Then my other friend who was into body building and already a big hunk mentioned to me about the health benefits of Kiss!
“You know, you can get a spend of energy from Kiss?”
“I remarked, is it spend or you get lot of energy!?”
He said, “does it matter! It is just so good!”
“So tell me, is there any good time for it!?”
“Are you crazy? Anytime is good bro! In fact I daily have it in the morning and many days before I go to sleep!”
Of course at that point I did not understand that most people who tell about health benefits of anything are only giving justification for their guilt! Its like when someone says that Beer is good for the kidney or the Brandy is good for the heart!
That is because the dose at which they are good is so less that you may not get the kick which is essentially the reason you drink! And the dose for kick is of course not good for health! Therein lies the catch 22 situation!
Another friend had also mentioned that, “You are late man! The moment you have teeth you must have Kizz! Everything is done early nowadays you see!”
So one fine day I decided enough was enough and this was the day I will get my first one and since it was a Saturday and my parents will be out for a party and since I did not want anyone to see me get it (now I think why that was so important! It is what everyone does and so what is there to hide!)
It also helped that it was a cold night and it was raining outside! My another friend had also said that is will give you warmth! (another reason for my anticipation!)
My brother was in the other room so Privacy was not a problem!
The moment I got my first one unfortunately my timing went awry! Maybe the anticipation was what got me, nevertheless my mother and father came and caught me at the exact time!
“Hey you had your first kizz!” mom exclaimed! “See I told you it will be good!! Your brother also had it at the same time!, How was it?”
“Little sweet, little salt and little sour! But nice nevertheless! I should have started before! Dunno why I took so long!”
My dad listening to this exclaimed a bit shockingly, “What are you talking about? Kiss? At this age? He is just in the first standard right?”
“Relax dear, Its Kizzz..mis or raisins!! he was talking about (my dads Hindi was a little poor!). What did you think we were talking about?!!”…
Now read the whole thing again with a clean mind!!😀😀
Next time I will tell the story of my first cashews!!😂😂
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