Do you do laser tonsillectomy?!!… That’s the latest trend in US do you know!!…..??…
Yes but it will be a little costlier than the regular tonsillectomy…
Will get back to you doctor!!….
Do you do suction clearance of ear??….
Yes we do…..
Do you charge anything for that??
Only consultation and one free visit with that…..
After three visits….. Unsuccessful because they forgot to put the drops or they were busy so they came after two weeks or months!!….
Hey you said one visit is free!!??!!!…
Why do I have to give five hundred rupees to talk to the doctor for five minutes??…
He had just come from the Justin Bieber concert paying 5000k and ending up with a hearing loss and headache…..
You know this other doctor charged me 500 for cleaning the ear!??….
So can you hear now?
Oh yeah very well!… Even my headache and heaviness is gone you know!…I could do scuba diving!…in Maldives that too!.. It was fun!… Costly but fun!!… Spent close to 1lakh!!..
So you were telling about the 500 rupees?!!…
Oh doctor I have mild headache of one day!… Please take a scan!!…
No you don’t need for just a mild headache sir…. Just take rest and this pill..
Either you do it or I will take it myself doc…
You have persistent headache sir….. You also have a mild eye swelling and Endoscopic evidence of sinusitis… You must take a scan…..
Is it really required doctor!!??…. Can’t you just give me a pill!??….
I have an occasional irritation in the throat, little scratchy sensation, once in a while, no other problem…. What’s it doc?
Will examine and tell you….
Muttering….he doesn’t know what I have….
You have cough I need to auscultate your chest….
What kind of an ENT doctor examines the chest!??…
You have irritation in the throat and you need to consult the Pulmonologist for your cough..
What kind of a doctor doesn’t examine the chest!!??…
You profession is just like me doctor!!..I am like the doctor of machines and you the engineer of humans!!… Nice!… Just like yours then My consultantation charge is 500!….
That’s not fair doc!….you should have a service mind!!!!….
What’s that pill doc!??.. Are you sure it’s safe??
It’s an antibiotic which you have to take for three days. It has this component and has been successfully tested and approved by FDA….. Are you taking any medication presently??…
Yes, I am taking this amazing pill three times a day for the past six months and I have absolutely no idea what it does or contains!!… For building immunity!!… Why do you ask doc!!??….
Give me a vitamin pill doc…
Why you need it….. Just take lots of fruits and vegetables and healthy diet it will be enough!….
He goes to the pharmacist; give me some vitamin buddy…. My doc doesn’t even know any vitamins!!….
You have taken strong Medications and developed ulcers. .. you must take this vitamins….
Can’t I just take a healthy diet doc!!??….
Are you working this Sunday doc?
Are you??…
No doc…. That’s the family time you know!
I do….. Do you…??…
Walked into the emergency with a young kid with an eraser up his nose at 11 in the night….
Just call the doc please!!…
After removal…
Thanks doc…. Since you just uses those instruments to take it out so easily do I have to pay your anything!!??…..
Calls at 805 for 745 appointment.. Can the doc wait for me?…I will be there in 5 min…. It’s an emergency!!…
Walks in after half hour….
Speaks about a problem present for one year…. For half hour…. Leaves without paying since it’s the free visit…
At home the kids have slept…. The food is cold…. The wife is upset…. And the body is tired…. But the mind is shattered…..
Do you want your kid to be a doctor doc??!!….
I want them to be a politician….. Never a doctor……..
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